What does a snail say when it comes across a slug?
Oh a naturist!
What is the bravest tree?
The palm tree, because it sleeps with the coconut
What is a baguette with a compass?
Lost bread
What does one wire say to another wire?
We are untouchable
It's the story of a hair, he was good...
he was pubic one day
So what are you and me?
- Pronouns
What do we call a jerk that only scratches on one side?
A migratory bird
Why does the tomato not drink coffee?
Porque toma Té/ Because he drinks tea
What is an owl doing in a library?
He reads
Don't you realize that you only think about eating?
What do you mean?
Excuse me, do you have books for fatigue?
Of course, but they are all exhausted
Because the broom is so happy, because always sweeping, sweeping
Barriendo - Goes laughing
A mathematician does not urinate, he does pi pi
I notice you circumspect, unhappy and taciturn, do you need something? - Yes, a dictionary
Sometimes when I tin iodine you
How does a magician stay after eating? More chubby
But what happened to you? Speeding, all my points have been taken away
